Sox Sign New Zealand Softballer

Sox Sign New Zealand Softballer

OK, this story makes the Liverpool stuff look tame. The Red Sox have signed and invited to Spring Training a softball catcher from New Zealand. The Kiwi in question is Te Wara Bishop, who the Sox say has "excellent hands and a strong throwing arm." I don't know, how high do you think the Saltalamacchia Security Quotient (SSQ) is today?