The Curse of Papelbon's Dog

The Curse of Papelbon's Dog

Today a new curse of the Boston Red Sox has officially begun. This curse is not caused by the selling of the world's greatest athlete to fund a marginal musical; this curse is caused by a grossly overinflated sense of entitlement. Those same lovable idiots(ok I puked in my mouth a little) of three years ago now value the World Series ball from their latest championship so little they let their pets use it as a chew toy. The bet here is that the baseball gods won't look too kindly on this.

With the Red Sox, the Celtics and the unbeaten Patriots, the city of Boston has clearly made a deal with the devil. This deal will come due soon enough when the curse of Shithead begins.